*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
the toronto maple leafs are so young
how young are they?
the toronto maple leafs are so young that they still buy each other xbox games for their birthdays like they’re 12
THE THINGS I WOULD DO FOR BROOKE PASHLEY’S JOB
to be the next Brooke Pashley
Players who weren’t competing at the Olympics had some time off to spend with friends and family. Canucks forward David Booth experienced a life-altering moment, when he proposed to his girlfriend, Ashley, while the two built a snowman.
"This snowman’s so lonely," Booth tells Ashley. "Who’s he gonna spend the rest of his life with? Should we build him another one? And then I got down on one knee and I was like, ‘I want to spend the rest of my life with you.’"
YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, IT USED TO BE MY SHIT BACK IN ‘08
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